Morning-Monday

 

Why does the plaza smell like fish???

How was your weekend? Hope all was well and dandy. Didn’t do much ‘cept for tidy up my room. I still have a decent bulk of tidying up to do but its all good. So I’ve been looking for an apartments and it is quite frustrating I tell you. But forget about the whole nine of looking for the apartment that suits you…get a load of the scams. Criagslist is the new haven for scam artist. I have gotten two scam emails in less than a week. Check this out:

 

Hello Dear ,
 
It is a great pleasure that to you are interested in my Apartment. Thanks for your email and it is my gladness to hearing from you.I am Galler Smith, the owner of the house you are making enquiry of. Actually I resided in the house with my family,such as my wife and my only dauther before and presently we had packed due to my transfer from my working place and now situated in the (West Africa,Nigeria) and presently my house is still available for rent for $900  per month including the utilities like hydro, Electricity, Stove, Refregerator, Laundry – washer and dryer and security. Pls i want you to note that, i am a kind and honest man and also i spent a lot on my property that i want to give you for rent,so i will solicit for your absolute maintenance of this house and want you to treat it as your own,is that taken,it is not the money that is the main problem that is why is cheap but want you to keep it tidy all the time so that i will be glad to see it neat when i come for a check up. i do that once in a while. I also want you to let me have trust in you as i always stand on my word. SO IF YOU ARE REALLY INTERESTED I WILL WANT YOU TO FILL THE RENT APPLICATIONS FORMS BELOW RENT APPLICATION FORM

 Also,Pls let me get this answer.
 1)Your Full Name 
 2)Your Full Address & Phone Number 
 3)How old are you?
 4)Are you married?
 5)How many people will be living in the house?
 6)Do you have a pet?
 7)Do you have a car?
 8)Occupation?
 9)What is your monthly income?
 10)How soon will you be moving in?
 
Looking forward to hear from you with all this details so that i can have it in my file incase of issuing the receipt for you and contacting you. Await your urgent reply so that we can discuss on how to get the document and the key to you or come and see you in person,please we are giving you all this base on trust and again i will want you to stick to your words,you know that,we do not see yet and only putting everything into Gods hand,so please do not let us down in this our property and God bless you more as you do this.

Address: 30 RIVER RD APT 5K
City: New York
State: NY
Zip Code: 10044
Close To: Manhattan – Midtown
Sq. Footage: 635 
Amenities: 24 Hr Concierge; Free Gym; Laundry; Dry Cleaner; Access To On-site Swimming Pool

 

 Thanks and you are welcome
 
 Regards.

 

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One Response to Morning-Monday

  1. Pringles says:

    A-mazing! the bad grammar already cues you off……….

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